Last night my husband was in the hot tub with Sunny and 2 of our very Mormon, very republican nieces. My husband, who is neither republican or Mormon to a severe degree, had taught Sunny this joke, and she decided this was the perfect time to tell it. So she turns to her cousins and asks “Did you vote for George Bush?” They, this is how republican Mormon they are for a 10 year old and 7 year old, both replied, “YES!”, as proud and confident in their answer as they are of their testimony of the true and living gospel . And then Sunny excitedly deliverd the punch line “Well, THANKS FOR SCREWIN US!!!”… and at this point my husband died laughing, and the 2 cousins just sat there, confused. Finally the older one said, “I don’t get it”, and thats when Sunny had to turn to dad, having forgotten the next part, he told her “Now you say, OIL’S at $65 a barrell!!”, which she did, and they both had a good laugh. I can only imagine the complete and utter confusion my nieces experienced at this point, having never been exposed to such a blatant, crude, and anti-Dubba joke in their entire lives, ever! Afterwards the cousins still both said “I still don’t get it”… and I’m pretty sure they never will.

  One Response to “Thanks for screwin us”

  1. I love the last line. True dat. You can count on it.

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