Jul 172006
Somewhere in the middle of Nebraska, during hour 12 of a 20 hour car ride I was treated to this new philosophy of a 6 year old and the innocent reply of his 8 year old sister. Enjoy.
Leo: Did you know God was a person? Yeah, a person, and he died. He died in a pie-eating contest. He just ate too much pie. Then he went to heaven and became the dad of both Jesus and Santa Claus.
Sunny: You shouldn’t be saying that kind of stuff, because Santa Claus is watching us RIGHT NOW.
At least they know who actually does something positive for them, and, justifiably, fear his wrath!