“Good night Leo, I love you!”

“Night Badger, I love you too.”

“Mom, don’tcha just LOVE Leo?”

“Yes, I really do.”

“Me too. Me too.”

 

“Good morning Badger. How did you sleep?”

“I slept motherfucking good.”

 

 

“Mom, is Santa a real live person?”

“Yes.”

“No, I asked if he was REAL and ALIVE?”

“Well, what do you think Badger?”

“I think people just made him up.”

 

“Mom, I totally smell something burning. I think my butt is ON FIRE! “
-my son Badger

 

Well honestly, this photo just happened to be taken in the morning but his hair looks like this pretty much all the time. I don’t know why. Maybe he needs more conditioner. Or a hair cut. Or less fingers in light sockets.

 

 

“Mom, I wish we would have been friends when you were little. You should have lived in Utah, then we could have played together and rode bikes together. How old was I when you were four?”
-my son Badger

 

In order to celebrate the unofficial one year anniversary of Dirty Dishes I decided to make some changes to the site. I got the new blogger beta thingy and I’m trying that on for size. I’m also going do as my son Badger would and walk up to a giant mirror, turn around, smack my ass, and stick out my tongue.

 

“Mom, did you know that you look like a big sister and not a mom? Dad looks like a dad, but you just look like a big sister. I’m going to call you my big sister from now on.”
-my son Badger

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