Leo wrote this note last night and taped it to his wall. For those of you who have trouble deciphering the chicken scratches of a first grader, it reads: Note to self…Do pranks on people.
Oct 042006
Aug 272006
Happy 7th Birthday Leo!
Sunny: “Oh, that word is pronounced Lasagna. I didn’t know that.”
Leo: “You didn’t know Lasagna? Don’t you know how to sound things out girl?”
Sunny: “Oh, I know how to sound words out, and I’ll sound them out right up your ass!”
Leo: “You’ll sound them out up my donkey?”
Sunny: “Donkey?”
Leo: “Yeah, because an ass is a donkey!”
Jul 202006
Sunny (playing teacher): Ok Class, it’s time to go out for recess.
Leo (playing student): Can I kill anyone?
Sunny: NO.
Leo: Awwww! Not even imaginary people?
Sunny: Ok, you can kill imaginary people. Did you hear that Class, you may only kill imaginary people at recess. Class dismissed.
Jul 172006
Somewhere in the middle of Nebraska, during hour 12 of a 20 hour car ride I was treated to this new philosophy of a 6 year old and the innocent reply of his 8 year old sister. Enjoy.
Leo: Did you know God was a person? Yeah, a person, and he died. He died in a pie-eating contest. He just ate too much pie. Then he went to heaven and became the dad of both Jesus and Santa Claus.
Sunny: You shouldn’t be saying that kind of stuff, because Santa Claus is watching us RIGHT NOW.
Jun 302006
Badger and Leo 
Jun 282006
“Mom, you are the best mom in the world and nothing can replace you. Except you. TAKE THAT YOU SUCKER!”
-my son Leo
Badger: My friend T-Bone is my wife.
Leo: Oh, yuck! T-Bone is a girl?
Badger: No, T-Bone is a boy. He is my boy-wife.
Leo: Your what?
Badger: I’m going to be a boy-wife too.
May 152006
He refused to play at the park today because 82* is simply too hot for young human children.
Apr 182006
