I had a dream last night that I was cleaning out litter boxes. Over and over. Scooping poop after poop after poop. Over and over.
Would anyone like to adopt a cat?
The kids are off track. They have been for 3 weeks now. They go back to school Monday. I will then be able to breathe again. For your weekend viewing enjoyment I’m going to post two Disneyland pictures circa 2003.
I will be gone for a week to a tropical location. I’m sure I will come back with some amazing quotes, stories, and pictures. So while I’m gone please enjoy these nice pictures taken by Sunny.
What started out as a nice dinner with friends, somehow turned into a haze of wine and toilets, and plastic bags in the car on the way home, filled with purple vomit and, of course the obligatory sincere promises to the Creator that I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN!
Oh, if I had a nickel…
I have the entire Nickelodeon cartoon line-up memorized, yet I cannot remember ONE SINGLE THING I LEARNED IN COLLEGE.